Faith Fusionist Gifts

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Youth Returns to Religion

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Let there be cool.'

Out for lunch... GOD

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Priest

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Monsters Contemplating Religion.

"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Parables and Sermons

Women bathing at the seaside