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"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Youth Returns to Religion

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Footballer and Bacteria.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Let there be cool.'

Priest

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Out for lunch... GOD

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Monsters Contemplating Religion.

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Women bathing at the seaside