Religion And Fitness Fusion Fan Gifts

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Casual Thursday

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Let there be cool.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Sportsman and music

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Tangled facing dog...

Conductorcize.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Bible Weights

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"This is a weird frat."

Pianorobics.

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

Youth Returns to Religion

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

The Five People You Will Meet in Hell.

"I'm a religious nut."

Pirate Yoga

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"They don't HAVE to be ratified!"