Religion And Fitness Fusion Fan Gifts

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Casual Thursday

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Let there be cool.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Sportsman and music

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Tangled facing dog...

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Bible Weights

Pianorobics.

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"This is a weird frat."

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

The Five People You Will Meet in Hell.

Youth Returns to Religion

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I'm a religious nut."

Pirate Yoga

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

"They don't HAVE to be ratified!"

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.