Fairy Tale Traditionalist Gifts

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Pastries and Candy

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grimm's Reality Tales.