Fairy Tale Traditionalist Gifts

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"What the hell took so long?"

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy