Fairy Tale Fun Pillows

When big, bad, wolves have nightmares.

'Put the teeth away. I'm the Audit Fairy.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Puss in cement boots"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"