Fairytale Fun Pillows

"I don't do wishes by committee."

If cows would write fairy tales...

A Fairytale Update

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

"I never let my hair down on the first date."