Fairytale Fun Pillows

"I don't do wishes by committee."

If cows would write fairy tales...

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Home Sweet Home

"Well, that one got away."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"Name your sources."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Rapunzcow

Midnight Basketball

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”