Fairy Tale Fun Lover Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

On holiday.

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Mouse Princess

Early photobombing

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"