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"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Children's Parties

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Botany Baby!

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"