Fairy Godparent Enthusiasts Mugs

"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!