Godparent Dreamer Mugs

"Still no invitation to the Royal wedding! It wad the same when I asked to be godmother!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"She's been so creative lately."

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"