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"Still no invitation to the Royal wedding! It wad the same when I asked to be godmother!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Children's Parties

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"