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"Ever wave one of these wands?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Bond James, Bond."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Children's Parties

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Google car."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."