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"Ever wave one of these wands?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Bond James, Bond."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Domestic Goddess.

"She's been so creative lately."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'