Fairground Funseekers Pillows

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Whack A Soul.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

When the water's colder than you thought...

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"Never seen a cow before?"

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'I'm pregnant.'

Pirate at a fairground.

Coconut shy...

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Flying carpets: new and used.