Fairground Funseekers Prints

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

The Scanner Of Love.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Photobooth Photobomb

Tunnel of Infatuation

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Storage Unit of Love

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

When the water's colder than you thought...

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Coconut shy...

Pirate at a fairground.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'I'm pregnant.'

Flying carpets: new and used.