Facebook Philosopher T-Shirts

Dress your Facebook philosopher in t-shirts that showcase their witty side. With clever slogans and smart designs, these shirts turn everyday wear into a conversation starter, reflecting their love for ideas and digital insights.

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"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform." mockup

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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The Proust of Twitter

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!" mockup

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?' mockup

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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Men gossiping

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.' mockup

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything." mockup

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.' mockup

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

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Facebook Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Facebook Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for Facebook philosophers, perfect for inspiring deep thoughts and clever conversations during coffee breaks.

Facebook Philosopher Pillows

Check out our witty pillows crafted for Facebook philosophers, adding personality and humor to any living space or cozy corner.

Facebook Philosopher Prints

Discover our thought-provoking prints that make excellent gifts for Facebook philosophers, blending humor, wisdom, and creative design in every piece.