Fabric Dyer Gifts

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Witch Hardware

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

DIY expert.

"I love every single one of these."

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Live Laugh Knit

Haircuts

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Crocheting during lockdown

Ikeasaurus

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'