Fables Prints

The Victorious Turtle

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"You're only winning because it's a wheelbarrow race."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"Let's go to my place!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

Ivan Krylov

"He thought Goldilocks was going to mug him, and he fainted."

"And make it look believanble."

I tell you what Sir: If you buy this beauty, you'll live life in the fast lane...

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Bar. I know, I know, you already told me the sword in the stone story.

"I will not make this shot."

Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.

The tortoise and hare

"Eat my dust!"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"