Reading Fables Prints

'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare

Post race drug test.

"I think we should pick up the pace. That turtle just passed us."

"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."

"I like the ending to his fable."

Breaking the stereotype

'What kind of medical insurance do you have?'

'Of course, the tortoise won. He's UNION and the rabbit's not.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

Parliament Urgently Needs: Swan, Crayfish, Pike.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Are you made of sugar?'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Witches Checkout.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Crow and fox

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."