Fables Pillows

The Victorious Turtle

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"You're only winning because it's a wheelbarrow race."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"Let's go to my place!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

Ivan Krylov

"And make it look believanble."

I tell you what Sir: If you buy this beauty, you'll live life in the fast lane...

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"I will not make this shot."

Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.

The tortoise and hare

"Eat my dust!"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."