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"Foster failure"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Pardon my glove."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Mind control

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Sisyphus

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...