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Beatles Tribute

"Foster failure"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

Barack Skywalker

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Pardon my glove."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Sisyphus

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Mind control

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

World Cup reactions

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

John Lennon

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"