Fox Aficionado Mugs

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Litter Tray Training

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

100 best beheadings

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Pet Cemetery.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'