Fox Aficionado Mugs

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Pets.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'What's that humming sound?'

Funky Facts: Cats

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"He's an indoor cat."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'