Eyechart Enthusiast Gifts

'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

New Guy.

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Business is off the chart.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Soaring Profits

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Out.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'