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'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

New Guy.

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Soaring Profits

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Business is off the chart.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Out.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'