Eye Surgery Enthusiast Pillows

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'You do Botox?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Optometrist Humor