Eye Safety Campaigner Mugs

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

America, are we learning anything?

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"It's a cause close to my heart."

'Make sure they fit straight'

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

One of the three blind mice

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Danger Ahead

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'