Eye Safety Campaigner Prints

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

America, are we learning anything?

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"It's a cause close to my heart."

One of the three blind mice

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'Make sure they fit straight'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Danger Ahead

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.