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"This is not a good start, is it!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Budget Opticians.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'