Eye Exam Underdog Prints

"This is not a good start, is it!"

Nervous Oral Testing

Love is Blind.

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

I had my eyes dilated.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Oculist.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Budget Opticians.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'