Eye Doctor Appointment Gifts

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Optometrist Humor

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."