Eye Contact Enthusiasts Pillows

Two strangers catch each other's eye whilst social distancing.

Glance Exchange

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Optician and the PI.

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

Oculist.

Budget Opticians.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"

'Make sure they fit straight'

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"