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"She's all over YouTube."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog playing snooker/pool.