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Cats on a Treadmill.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Cats at private view

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Talking Dog.

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Clown walks balloon dog

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Now cut that out!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Stunt lemmings.