Stunt Performer For Pets Prints

Cats on a Treadmill.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Cats at private view

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Stunt lemmings.

Talking Dog.

Clown walks balloon dog

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Now cut that out!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!