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'A jungle act that was abruptly cancelled during rehearsal one day.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He was a sea rescue."

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Mum, I got the job!"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"She's all over YouTube."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I'll take this one."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Tenors

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.