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"Attacking mail carriers, destroying gardens, fouling carpets, annoying neighbors. Impressive résumé, I must say."

Why one chicken in particular crossed the road.

'Open your nostrils wide and sniff...?'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow Blue Arrows

"He was a sea rescue."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Social Distancing Club

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'