Extreme Moderation Enthusiasts Gifts

Extreme moderation

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

Starving explorer.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Intolerant Chef

The Sports Fanatic

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

'I think you're losing me.'

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

You can't come out...

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

Speed reading class.

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

'I don't know what brand of remote I need. It's for the kid's stereo in the next apartment.'

Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain