Extreme Diyer Gifts

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

DIY expert.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Ikeasaurus

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Power and the Glory tools

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Sunflower yellow

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

'Do you have any diet?'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

Weekend Warrior