Extreme Diyer Mugs

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

DIY expert.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Sunflower yellow

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

You've Got Nail!

Weekend Warrior

Man Nailed to Wall

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"