Extreme Dieter Mugs

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Woman and sport trainer

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

'You're going to go on a diet.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

'Weight loss can cause liver damage...'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'

"Dieting all morning, and for what?!"

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."

'No, I didn't cheat on Bob. It was worse than that. I cheated on my diet.'

"Another diet?"

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'