Extreme Dieter Mugs

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

'Do you have any diet?'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Woman and sport trainer

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'You're going to go on a diet.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

'Weight loss can cause liver damage...'

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'

'No, I didn't cheat on Bob. It was worse than that. I cheated on my diet.'

"Another diet?"

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.