Edgy Diyer Mugs

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

DIY expert.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'I see you're adding a patio.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"OK...is this character insulting?"

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

'It's terminal? Fantastic - I was worried my blog was going to loose its edge.'

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

Are you going to wax your car, Frank? No --- I don't want to finish something I can't start.