Edgy Diyer Pillows

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

DIY expert.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Ikeasaurus

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Power and the Glory tools

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

"OK...is this character insulting?"

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Sunflower yellow

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

'It's terminal? Fantastic - I was worried my blog was going to loose its edge.'

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"