Extraterrestrial Diplomat T-Shirts

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

EU

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Militant Pacifists

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Pyramid UFO...

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Serious business

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'