Extraterrestrial Communicator Pillows

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"They're very time-sensitive."