Extraterrestrial Communicator Pillows

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'