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'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."