Extracurricular Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Agility God

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Rock Climber

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."