Extracurricular Enthusiast Pillows

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Can our software do that?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Putin and Zelensky

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Back to school.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Rock Climber

Agility God

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."