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'Her favourite food is seconds!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

One book... One book... One book...

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

No news is good news.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.