Extra Portions Devotee Mugs

'Her favourite food is seconds!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

No news is good news.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Would sir like to bless the wine before I serve it?"