Daily Digest Devotee Mugs

No news is good news.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I'll never forget you."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"